18. Avid pot smoker. Kink enthusiast.

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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thirstfollower:

me introducing myself on the first day of school:

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hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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swolizard:

My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

"vaccinate your fucking kids"
holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

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