there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
me introducing myself on the first day of school:
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing